Funny Football Songs
Football is funny, and these tracks lean all the way in. The daft rituals, the pundit catchphrases, the moments too silly to soundtrack any other way, each one built into a real song with a real hook.
Every track is an original with its own page, lyrics and streaming links. The joke is in the writing, not a novelty gimmick.
Cucurella Cat (Football Song)Cucurella Cat is the FootyTracks comedy anthem for the biggest meme of the 2026 World Cup: a tabby in a curly black wig that looks uncannily like Marc Cucurella.
Mbappe Song (Football Music)Mbappe (Bap-Bap-Bap) is a terrace singalong for Kylian Mbappe, built like a sea shanty you can chant on a bus with a scarf in the air.
talkSPORT SongThe talkSPORT Song is a terrace singalong tribute to the voices of British football radio.
Haaland's Side Quests (Football Music)Haaland's Side Quests is a tongue-in-cheek FootyTracks song about Erling Haaland's famously extreme diet and daily routine.
Hydration Break (World Cup 2026 Football Song)Hydration Break is the World Cup 2026 hydration break song: a comedic hype-rap about FIFA's mandatory water breaks, with full lyrics and the tea punchline.
What makes a good funny football song?
A real hook and a joke that lands in the lyrics, not just a silly title. FootyTracks writes these as proper tracks, so the comedy holds up on a replay: the beat and the chorus carry it, the punchlines sit in the verses.
Are these actual songs or just memes?
Actual songs. Each one is an original recording with full lyrics, released on Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube, written about a real football moment or in-joke.
Where can I listen?
Every track is on Spotify, Apple Music and YouTube. Open any song page for the video and lyrics, or stream the catalog at footytracks.com/spotify.