Ballon d'Or 2026 Song: Pokemon Theme Parody

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The 2026 Ballon d'Or race, sung to the Pokemon theme. Harry Kane, the Bundesliga's top scorer for a third straight season, on one side. Lamine Yamal, 19 and a World Cup winner with Spain, on the other. Crunchy cartoon-theme rock, a chant you already know, and one question for the ceremony in London on 26 October 2026: who will win it all?

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Ballon d'Or 2026 Song: Pokemon Theme Parody Lyrics

[Verse 1] I wanna beat all the rest And win the Ballon d'Or Yeah sure, I get paid the best But I want something more I scored a lot at Tottenham No trophies in sight In Munich I became the man I'm scoring left and right [Chorus] Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane or Lamine? Now it isn't just Messi Ballon d'Or! Oh, score goals and pens And forget about defence Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane? Yamal? Who? Dictator Mbappe too? Vote for me, I'll score for you (ooh, ooh) Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Who will win it all [Interlude] Subscribe to FootyTracks on YouTube [Verse 2] Won the World Cup along with Spain Surely that's sealed my place I'll cut inside every day The world now knows my face 19 years old, out of sight Barcelona dream Vini has cancelled his flight Bad memories of Rodri [Chorus] Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane or Lamine? Now it isn't just Messi Ballon d'Or! Oh, score goals and pens And forget about defence Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane? Yamal? Who? Dictator Mbappe too? Vote for me, I'll score for you (ooh, ooh) Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Who will win it all [Bridge] Who will win it all Who will win it all Who will win it all Yeah [Chorus] Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane or Lamine? Now it isn't just Messi Ballon d'Or! Oh, score goals and pens And forget about defence Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Kane? Yamal? Who? Dictator Mbappe too? Vote for me, I'll score for you (ooh, ooh) Ballon d'Or! Who will win it (all) Who will win it all (Ballon d'Or)

FAQ

When is the 2026 Ballon d'Or ceremony?

Monday 26 October 2026, in London. It is the 70th edition and the first time the ceremony has left Paris.

Who are the favourites for the 2026 Ballon d'Or?

Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappe and Lamine Yamal are among the leading names on the 30-man shortlist announced on 8 September 2026, with Kane the bookmakers' favourite.

Did Spain win the 2026 World Cup?

Yes. Spain beat Argentina 1-0 in the final on 19 July 2026, with Ferran Torres scoring in extra time.

How many goals did Harry Kane score in 2025-26?

Kane scored 36 Bundesliga goals for Bayern Munich, the league's top scorer for a third season running.

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