Haaland Song: The Cheat Code (Football Music)

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The story of Erling Haaland from Bryne to Manchester City. At fifteen he made his debut for his hometown club and played sixteen games without scoring. At sixteen he moved to Molde and the goals started. At Salzburg he scored a first-half hat-trick on his Champions League debut against Genk. At Dortmund he came off the bench with the team 3-1 down and scored three in twenty-three minutes. At Manchester City he scored thirty-six in his first Premier League season, a record, and won the treble. It is driving pop-rap over hard trap drums, with an icy synth riff as the signature and a big sung chorus built on "the cheat code", the phrase fans reach for when his numbers stop making sense.

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Haaland Song: The Cheat Code Lyrics

Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 16 games and 0, then the numbers explode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 36 in one season, video game mode. 16 at Molde, and the first goals came. Salzburg at 18, Champions League, first game. Haaland, the cheat code, 3 before the break. Genk never saw it coming, 6-2, no mistake. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). Molde to Salzburg, then Dortmund, then the blue. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 16 games and 0, look what the boy grew into. Off the bench for Dortmund, 3-1 down that day. 23 minutes, 3 goals, 5-3, he took the game away. Haaland, the cheat code, then the sky blue came calling. Treble in his first year, and the records keep falling. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 16 games and 0, then the numbers explode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 36 in one season, video game mode. 52 in a season, the treble in his hands. Signed to 2034, a decade in the plans. Haaland, the cheat code, and the goals don't stop. 200 games for City, still climbing to the top. 100 Premier League goals, fastest ever, that's a fact. 3 Golden Boots at City, and he's not looking back. 16 games, no goals, that's where the story began. Haaland, the cheat code, catch him if you can. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 16 games and 0, then the numbers explode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 36 in one season, video game mode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 16 games and 0, then the numbers explode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). 36 in one season, video game mode. Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code). Haaland, Haaland, the cheat code (cheat code).

FAQ

Did Erling Haaland really score no goals for Bryne?

Yes. Haaland made his senior debut for his hometown club Bryne on 12 May 2016, aged 15, and played 16 first-team games without scoring before moving to Molde in February 2017.

What did Haaland do on his Champions League debut?

He scored a first-half hat-trick for Red Bull Salzburg against Genk on 17 September 2019, in a 6-2 win.

What happened on Haaland's Borussia Dortmund debut?

On 18 January 2020 he came off the bench with Dortmund 3-1 down at Augsburg and scored a hat-trick in 23 minutes. Dortmund won 5-3.

How many goals did Haaland score in his first Premier League season?

Haaland scored 36 Premier League goals in 2022-23, a single-season record, and 52 in all competitions as Manchester City won the Premier League, FA Cup and Champions League treble.

How many Golden Boots has Haaland won?

Three Premier League Golden Boots: 2022-23, 2023-24 and 2025-26. He reached 100 Premier League goals in 111 appearances, the fastest ever, and his City contract runs to 2034.

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